Election:
Hey Zane... How did that election go? Not so good, so much.. eigh?
2 to 1 is pretty close. I mean that's only twice as many votes as you got.
It's unfortunate that the people of McHenry County and the employee's of the Sheriff's Office are not going to benefit from your leadership. If only I could imagine the things that they would learn... I know! I will list a few things that they would have learned from you. That will be fun!
1. How to be a complete failure.
2. How to lead a department for which you have no qualifications and no support.
3. How to commit felonies.
4. How to commit adultery (with fellow deputies) and admit it.
5. How to (allegedly) bite ones wife during domestic disputes. Then rationalize it in ones own demented mind, even though you dwarf your wife in stature (not in mind).
6. How to file frivolous lawsuits against a county for which you worked for, then fired from, then attempted to get back on the job by filing a lawsuit, then running for office to lead the same county which you are suing.
7. Number 6: WTF?
8. How to muster the most completely worthless police officers to support your completely nonsensical nauseating fictional delusions of wrongdoing.
9. How not to commit suicide when your life is beyond utter worthlessness.
10. How to be a complete piece of excrement (Zane: that means 'shit", just so you don't have to look it up).
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Look folks, I am relieved that this primary election is over. The right person won. Nothing more needs to be said.
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MCSDEXPOSED:
First... Isn't it McHenry County Sheriff's 'Office' not 'Department'? You already start off sounding like an asshole. You do not even know the correct name of the organization for which you have dedicated your life to ruin.
The website is known as MCSDEXPOSED. Sounds like a local 'Enquirer'. In reality, its worse. The site is stated to be set up to reveal all the shortcomings in the county. However, like Gus' website, it gets a faint quiff of the truth, but is then hopelessly spun in a whirlwind of deceit. It is amazing what these people fabricate out of a very small portion of reality. More on that later.
Anyway; Zane has this little blog where he claims to promulgate the dirty little secrets of the Sheriff's Office. In one of the poorly written spatterings of nonsense, he wrote that even though he lost the election his name is out there and he will be bothering McHenry County for years to come. He also wrote that it was an accomplishment to ascertain 31% of the vote. Before we get out the party hats and balloons, lets step back for a minute and evaluate this accomplishment. McHenry County had one of its worst voter turnouts in history. The turn out was something around 17.8% of the populace. Most people do not vote in primary elections, its just the way it is.
However, in typical Gus and Zane fashion they like to spin things to make it seem that 7,000 people, in a county of 350,000+ people, beat the war drum and rallied behind a man that stood for justice and integrity. Now, for the rest of the population that has rational thought, lets be realistic. Of those 7k, how many really supported Zane? I don't have the answer but by simple deduction and logic we can surmise a ballpark number. I would venture to say that at least half of that number either do not like Sheriff Nygren or do not like incumbents. But, to be fair to Zane, lets just say 2,500. So, that now brings the number down to 4,500. Of that, I would say about 3,000 saw the signs and that atrocious billboard. This brings us to the grand total of 1,500. So... Zane... If you get all excited about 1500 votes, you take your happy ass down to Chucky Cheese for your 'special time' to commemorate your colossal failure. There you will find people who are on the same mental plane as you.
Before you book your infantile party, make sure your guest list is properly disseminated to the guests. Logistically you will have to ensure each of the guests are adequately comfortable for a party:
Maybe you could get one of those beanies with the helicopter propeller for your aviator friend.
Then you can make sure that there is a special secluded room with padded walls. I wouldn't want that other friend having an anxiety attack and having to take off work at the last minute. But, then again.. He doesn't work anymore does he? I guess he never really had to. Maybe he should get this mothers titty out of his mouth and be a grown up.
How about a Bob the Builder Theme? You could get a cement truck and have your other guest complete a sidewalk. A job for which he is truly suited.
Then for Gus; you could get a junior deputy sticker. No, wait... I have seen plastic badges at the fair. Maybe you could get him one of those. That is as close as he will ever get to being a real cop.
Did I miss anyone? Or did I cover all of your 4 vocal supporters?
Zane now has changed the 'author' of his blog from "Citizens for Zane Seipler for Sheriff" to "." Really? Is that what you are all about? Ridding the county of corruption. Well, I am a McHenry County Citizen and demand that you remove yourself from the county. You are a self admitted criminal, adulterer, and based on a police report, a domestic batterer. I don't want this kind of corruption in the county. Therefore YOU should leave.
Also on your shitstain of a website, you mention me! I feel all warm and fuzzy inside. You also mention a blog commenter, in regards to yours truly, whom is an individual known as "Notawannabee". Apparently this person, who made a comment on Gus' blog, drew your attention. Then you pasted his post to your website. This comment is very well written and spells out Zane for what he really is. I am bewildered as to why Zane posted it on his site which he has claimed is all about the truth. I have pondered the reason for its placement on his site. If paralleling the theme of his site, which is by his own account is the truth... Then this comment is the truth. With all due respect to "Notawannabee", I am re-posting his comment here as it sheds some more light on that which is true.
"Notawannabee said...
Zane's blog does not allow anyone except TEAM members to post. I guess he is apparently afraid of comments contrary to the pabulum he has been trying to feed people. I tried to post to his MCSDExposed but he doesn't want any views to be expressed except his own. This message is directed to Zane in which I ask:What does you’re continued ranting have to do with anything productive other than belittling yourself? If you, by some unrealistic stroke of illogical legal wrangling, get reinstated to the MCSO, do you think these deputies you have so unmercifully besmirched, will then welcome you back with open arms? For months you have continually berated and belittled these deputies with half truths and innuendo. I personally believe much of your unfounded statements to be libelous. You have attacked, by name, the same deputies of the department that you pretend to someday want to work with again. Zane you are a large man in stature, but a small man in ethics and moral fiber. Continuing these rants only reinforces to readers that you are not only an ungracious looser, but by continuing these unwarranted vindictive assaults, you are re-enforcing your own shortcomings. I honestly believe that you know you have a rat farts chance in a hurricane of being reinstated. If you did receive a favorable decision, my bet is that Zane will take the back pay and run like the weasel he is. He knows that now he will have zero credibility in any local court and would be ostracized by anyone so unfortunate to be forced to work with him."
The title Zane uses for the post of the aforementioned comment attempts to imply that the author is a Deputy with the Sheriff's Office. Once again, because someone disagrees with Zane, they are automatically part of a conspiracy and corrupt. It absolutely couldn't be a cop from another department or even a citizen. It HAS to be a deputy with this criminal organization. What is this the fucking Yakuza?The Sheriff's Office is nothing more than a police department which read through your bullshit and fired you. Good for them. You don't know who it is. You just don't like him. Why don't you just say that? Instead of being backhanded and attempting to disqualify his statements in such a lackluster fashion. You should just come out and tell him you don't like him. For example: Zane, I fucking hate you.
I do have one question to ask you Zane... How does one who is so clearly flawed pass judgment on someone else? Who the hell do you think you are? You are nothing. You have no education to back your cause. Oh, I'm sorry you are going to a shit community college. Here, send me a return envelope and I will use my dot matrix printer to author your associate of lunacy degree.
You see Zane, my site is not a debate site either. It is a site of fact. The fact that you are one pathetic loser that doesn't deserve print you have gotten. Every thing about you is shady. A wise man once said to me, "People who live in glass houses, should not throw stones." There could not be a more perfect life lesson to you Zane. You opened your life to the world when you ran for office. You now open it even more when you criticize and attempt to defame deputies in their official function.
Corruption and Conspiracy
It was learned through your website and your incessant diarrhea of the mouth to the Northwest Herald, that you have opinion on legal incidents which happened with the Sheriff's Office. You make mention of the all the wrongdoings of certain deputies. However, you were never at those incidents; Were you Zane? So, tell me... How do you know what really happened? For one thing, you cannot claim that ANY of the people in the Office confided in you. I have spoken to people in that organization. If you have 5 employee's who trust you, that would be pushing it. Really Zane you are not liked. It's not a conspiracy. Not a retaliation. You are an arrogant prick. From my sources, since day one you walked around like you owned the place. Then when you are given every possible assignment... You go off the deep end. You start to see things that are not there. Investigations were done on your bullshit claims. The Sheriff even stated so in the Northwest Herald interview. Man hours and tax payer money were wasted investigating your 'claims'. The conclusion should come as no surprise. The investigators found no improper conduct. Or was that conclusion some grandiose cover-up orchestrated by the USSR to cloak the deployment of Spetsnaz to overthrow the government?
There is no conspiracy, no dramatic corruption. Well, I should say that there is not any corruption anymore. When they fired your ass, they got rid of the corruption. The illegal ticket writing and racial profiling. That is what YOU did, right Zane? Ticket white people, not Hispanics? Because you were trying to prove that the other people were racially profiling. Did you not tell someone at the department that was the reason you were writing all those warning tickets? The reason you used, was that it was to prove that with all the activity you generated, comparatively you wrote less "no valid" tickets. That was the reason you gave my source. You were hell bent on a mission to prove that people racially profiled. You were trying to skew the numbers to PROVE that allegation. Does this not seem a little on the "having an agenda" side of things.
The mission you should of had was to enforce all law impartially and fairly. Instead you attempted to justify your own flaws and weaknesses by projecting. This is a classic psychological defense mechanism. Zane I am going to give you some free counseling. Maybe you can use this to help free the demons. Projecting is a process whereby one "projects" one's own undesirable thoughts, motivations, desires, and feelings onto someone else. It is a common process that every person uses to some degree.
To understand the process, consider a person in a couple who has thoughts of infidelity. Instead of dealing with these undesirable thoughts consciously, they unconsciously project these feelings onto the other person, and begin to think that the other has thoughts of infidelity and may be having an affair. In this sense, projection is related to denial, arguably the only defense mechanism that is more primitive than projection. Projection, like all defense mechanisms, provides a function whereby a person can protect their conscious mind from a feeling that is otherwise repulsive.
Projection can also be established as a means of obtaining or justifying certain actions that would normally be found atrocious or heinous. This often means projecting false accusations, information, etc onto an individual for the sole purpose of maintaining a self created illusion.
This is something I have diagnosed you with Zane. I think that if you are able to get a substantial hold on your mental instability, you would be able to see things for how they really are. Not this world of abstract immoral complexity spawned by your own inadequacy.
Hit and Run, and Gus:
What are you people fucking stalkers? Gus is a complete douchebag. He has no job and none in sight. He is claiming that an inside source informed him a white SUV (no plate information) got into an accident in a parking lot. Then this waste of skin decides to drive around in his douchemobile and take pictures of a squad car in the parking lot of the court house. It is really pathetic how miserable your petty life is. You have no friends, limited family and a majority of the public hates you. You do know if you sit in a garage with the door shut with your car running you can end your miserable existence, right? Do I find suicide funny? No... Well, only if it happened to Gus and Zane.
So lets review the facts of this caper. A malcontent tells you that a white SUV backed into a car in the Cardinal Fitness parking lot. This person thinks its a Sheriff's Office SUV. You then decide to fire up the douchemobile and drive to the Sheriff's Office and take pictures of a damaged squad car. All of a sudden, a Lieutenant in the Sheriff's Office committed a hit and run. I hate you.
Then you do a little more 'investigative' work. You then go to the Cardinal Fitness and inquire about the hit and run in their parking lot. They state that they don't have anything reported. Then you bother the Woodstock Police Department (the real police) by inquiring about a hit and run. They are not too cooperative with you (gee, I wonder why). They do not have any further information for you either. No victim vehicle has been identified or reported. And there was damage on a squad car.
Gus: you are the single most annoying nuisance in the entire fucking world. Do you realize how miserable your life is? You are 70 years old, live in a shitty apartment and drive around to wreak havoc by always assuming the worst about police. Do you honestly think that your life has validity? As a man of your advanced years, you have done nothing in your life which has amounted to anything. What are you? Did you ever serve in the military? Have you ever done anything productive? I know you played cop, but have you really every amounted to anything? You sold insurance. That is about as cool and equivalent to a used car salesman. Your "half truth" way of posting things on your site is deplorable and fictional. Why don't you move to Cook County? You would have a field day on the improprieties there.
Who are you, Gus, to think you have the knowledge and wherewithal to speak as an expert on any of these matters? You are a blogger. Nothing more. In fact, that is how you are described in the paper in your doomed run for Sheriff. Do you not realize that people mock you? People turn the mental channel as soon as they hear that you are a local blogger. You are a joke. I mean that this election is a joke right? You cannot possibly think that you have a snowball's chance in hell at winning this election. Most people your age are lamenting on the successes of their lives and enjoying their families. You are lonely decrepit old man with nothing. Go be on your own and leave the police alone.
Malcontents:
I think the malcontents get a kick out of pissing off the Sheriff. They have almost made it a game. "Who can piss Nygren off more?" Boy, that sounds fun. Let's piss off our boss and then sit around and wonder why other people get promoted and specialty jobs. Does anyone who reads this blog know of any business or job for that matter, where one can piss his boss off on purpose and not expect the utmost support? If you do please let me know where and how long you have been working there. I don't expect many emails, as these jobs do not exist. People shouldn't have to kiss ass to get ahead in any profession. But, when your life long goal is to anger your boss, you should find another job.
I have heard that when he used to come into work, if he didn't like the area he was assigned, he would use compensatory time for that day. Thus, making the shift run short and putting his fellow Deputies in harms way. However, I heard on the road he was a shitbag as well. I have been told that when responding to domestic disturbances you would see BS waiting for other Deputies to arrive first so he didn't have to do the paper work. This again put his fellow Deputies at risk as well as the public by delaying his response to the calls. Sounds like an outstanding employee right? Completely worthless. The list goes on. He was quite possibly the most lazy and inept individual to wear a uniform. This dipshit even drove over a mattress which was in the middle of the road one night on duty. The mattress caught fire and destroyed the squad. I can't believe this guy carried a gun. He is another asshole suing the Sheriff's Office. He allegedly even used to hang out at teen parties off-duty while employed by the Sheriff's Office. See, BS really doesn't need this job anyway, because mommy and daddy gave him every thing their little BS needed. He is a man of inheritance. Now he is spending his time attempting to anger the Sheriff and the rest of the Sheriff's Office because he is a bitter malcontent. As for BS, I have been told that there is not a more hated and worthless Deputy ever to wear the badge and uniform. And yes, that is saying a lot.
Daily, sources from within the Sheriff's Office, who claim to speak for the Office in its entirety give Gus and Zane information. They also go under different names on the blogs and news stories to create a question in the conspiracy theorists minds. Everyone likes a good story of dirt. They do this to self serve. They have things to gain by doing this. Discredit upon the Sheriff only adds credence to their stories of oppression and tales of woe. But don't let them fool you. They represent a tired few. They don't speak for the masses. They speak to the tune of discord to cover their shortcomings. The fault always lies with someone else.
There are other malcontents. However, the night is closing in and I am bored with being annoyed. You see, I have a life and cannot spend my entire day wrapped around a topic that does nothing but reaffirm that there should be permits for child birthing.
Cheers!
Sir Pumpkin Longshanks
